I heard there's going to be a few political demonstrations regarding ISA. Don't lah like this... I've got to go Low Yat tomorrow. Nanti jam....
Like a typical Malaysian, don't know how to appreciate things when it's still there. If we don't have ISA, surely KLCC will get bombed by Noordin Mat Top you know. So be thankful that our rotten apples were drifted away by Selat Melaka to Indonesia because they know that they cannot survive in Malaysia because we got ISA.
ISA is like US's CIA lah. Powerful, misused and slightly evil but necessary.
I also don't like ISA because I know I will get arrested if I talk bad about Sultans and their family members. I'm a normal human being. I think royal families are normal human beings too. Because we are normal human beings, I simply concluded that we are equals. But that's just me. You guys jangan sedap-sedap jari kutuk Sultan in your comments okay because I will be responsible you know. If I get caught, I will plan my vengeance kaw-kaw.
But seriously, don't la jam up the road. People want to watch cinema, buy camera cable, eat Subway's sandwich and drink Slurpee. I don't want la to get stuck in a jam if you guys degil and still want to demonstrate.
The government is reviewing ISA now what... Of course lah a bit slow. I myself haven't receive my prize money from Jabatan Filem Negara for 2 months already. They all memang slow. And rude. And lazy. What to do... beaurocracy! Makan gaji rabun.
So relax. Don't do anything stupid like demonstrating. I don't think you're stupid for expressing your dissatisfactions. I just think it's stupid to be lead by politicians. They are playing their game of chess and you are their pawns. They're using you only you know. Look at DAP now. You think they are so clean? So rakyat-oriented? They makan-makan at expensive restaurants you know... using your money some more.
You think Anwar Ibrahim is so Islamic issit? Where got! Islamic my foot. If he's not giving his ceramah, he talks like orang puteh you know. He enjoy-enjoy like rich man you know. Of course la you don't know. His deputy also the same. You think he's so alim? Wife also coloured her hair blonde, shopping at Gucci Pavilion. Don't be blind lah. Politics. Poli-tics. Banyak-kutu.
Okay? Don't demonstrate today okay?
If you still do it, I'll sure mengamuk. I'll spread rumours that you demonstrators are spreading swine flu so everyone can cuti quarantine. Nanti when everyone cuti, you'll get punished and be forced to perform a cultural dance during malam merdeka. Baru padan muka!